I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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