So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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