so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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