The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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