do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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