Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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