So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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