I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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