Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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