She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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