Moan for me like Helen Keller
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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