I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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