Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I would ride that face into the sunset
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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