and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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