somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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