Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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