Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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