Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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