butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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