Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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