i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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