Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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