watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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