he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
