awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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