i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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