He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i just google imaged poop.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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