All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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