I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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