Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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