thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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