Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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