I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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