brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The maid of honor just puked.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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