We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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