well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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