she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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