i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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