so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I stole a fireplace last night.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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