I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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