i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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