She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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