If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize