Your tits are I can't wait for
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch