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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  When are you freeeeeeeeee?

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  My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.

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• (805): View more from California

  why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly

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• (949): View more from California

  Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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  And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes

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• (562): View more from California

  How's moving going?

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  Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze

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