Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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