Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (707): View more from California

  Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (707): Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver. http://tfl.nu/8bap
  Replies (11) Good night (1612) Bad night (632)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man. http://tfl.nu/s3bb
  Replies (1) Good night (755) Bad night (4315)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Toronto

  I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet?? http://tfl.nu/qgms
  Replies (145) Good night (2426) Bad night (8588)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere http://tfl.nu/2ys4
  Replies (58) Good night (14880) Bad night (1420)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented. http://tfl.nu/jb6b
  Replies (811) Good night (12901) Bad night (6146)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access. http://tfl.nu/o23q
  Replies (26) Good night (4017) Bad night (1513)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better. http://tfl.nu/sd76
  Replies (11) Good night (4858) Bad night (1329)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages." http://tfl.nu/1o45
  Replies (24) Good night (1736) Bad night (14537)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass http://tfl.nu/ukpo
  Replies (6) Good night (1635) Bad night (772)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink http://tfl.nu/3wto
  Replies (8) Good night (969) Bad night (382)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines http://tfl.nu/paji
  Replies (10) Good night (772) Bad night (376)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good. http://tfl.nu/ng2e
  Replies (1) Good night (699) Bad night (245)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams. http://tfl.nu/a235
  Replies (2) Good night (558) Bad night (340)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME. http://tfl.nu/hzsz
  Replies (1) Good night (922) Bad night (361)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail. http://tfl.nu/0wm6
  Replies (1) Good night (312) Bad night (425)

Randomize