i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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