How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you will always have a special place in my vag
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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