Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best friends brother. Beat that.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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