I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the day after is always just damage control
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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