I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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