: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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