singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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