thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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