If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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