what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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